I sat through War Horse and all I got was this lousy photoset.

(Source: whereismyoscar)

lokiofmischief:

what the fuck is this

godofmischiefandbeards:

The last one :,(

(Source: inevitable--destruction)

hiddle-my-fiddle:

itsa3patchproblem:

lokilust:

whyisitupsidedown:

thelemonisinplay:

Tom Hiddleston discusses fanboy boners.

hkfdlaslslkjLKS;HKSDHSGLGFLK

WHAT. WHAT IS THIS. I CAN’T FUNCTION. WHAT. ALSDKJALSKDJ.

WHY WOULD YOU BE DOING THIS

WHAT IS AIR

WHAT IS EVEN CAN

i’m probably going to pass out

(Source: girl-with-one-eyee)

sundaystorms:

22 Days of Literati | Day 10 - Favorite bickering scene: ’So you can’t control when you look at me, but you have to force yourself to look at him? Sorry man, that’s cold.’

221cbakerstreet:

• Teacher:Time to hand in the homework, everyone. Now, I know I said it would be pretty low-key, but-
• Me:LOKI?
• Teacher:Pardon?
• Me:The God of Mischief.
• Teacher:...okay. So, where's your homework?
• Me:I don't have it.
• Teacher:What?
• Me:I sent it off, I know not where.
• Teacher:Are you feeling okay? You're speaking a little strange...
• Me:Is it madness? IS IT?
• Teacher:Hey, watch your tone-
• Me:WHY? BECAUSE I'M THE MONSTER PARENTS TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT AT NIGHT?
• Teacher:Okay, I think you need to-
• Me:How's your coffee?
• Teacher:What?
• Me:You can't survive without your coffee, right? Like gas in the tank?
• Teacher:I don't-
• Me:There's no gas in the tank.
• Teacher:What-
• Me:I took the caffeine out. Decaf. It's decaffeinated. You're going to get TIRED and fall ASLEEP. Ohohohohohohoho, you're going to look like such an ASS.
• Teacher:Okay, I think it's time for-
• Me:LOKI'D.
• Teacher:Could someone escort her up to the Principal's office?
• Me:NO. YOU ARE ALL OF YOU BENEATH ME.
• Teacher:Preferably several someones?
• Me:I AM A GOD. I WON'T BE BULLIED BY A-
• Teacher:Restrain her.
• Me:*being dragged away* I DO WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaant...
• Teacher:What even.
• Friend:You know, she may not have done her homework, but you can be damn well sure she'll avenge it.

(Source: kurtcobains)

Thomas William Hiddleston - 29/100